So, do you think Steve got paid for those 60 or so years he was stuck under the ice?
Cuz, like, if he was, that’s a lot of money to come home to having.
Imagine Tasha shows him how to use Tumblr, and he just uses that money to donate to people who are poor, and can’t afford housing, or can’t afford food or whatever?
He’d do it too.
The America of today is an America he’d recognize. The poor suffering because of the rich.
Papa Stark probably invested shit for him and left him a ton of money so I’m saying Steve is definitely loaded and definitely helping pay for healthcare for people that need it.
Steve letting homeless queer kids who need a place to crash sleep on his couch! :D
oh lordy yes
steve stuck in the hospital all bummed out
Sam shows him a cat gif to cheer him up
he gets hooked in under a week, though the whole avengers fandom freaks him out
(seriously, why are they giffing his news reports, its making him uncomfortable)
but he finds sj side and he recognizes what they are saying. he follows a bunch of them and reblogs stuff but never comments because he’s still learning about some of the issues that came to light while he was iced
and every time a help signal boost comes up he sends money that way
he sees one user who needs a crashpad and offers his place
User walks through the door and Steve is making hot cocoa for him and dinner is on the stove
user just stares for a moment
with captain freaking america
user brags about this constantly once they’re stabilized and moved out.
I know it would reassure me, back when I was homeless, that I was staying with CAPTAIN FREAKEN AMERICA.
This is the Zero Suit Samus design from the new Smash Bros. How the mighty have fallen.
Just read about this redesign on Wario’s blog, but didn’t see the full-body image… WOW, are those heels fucking terrible! (also tasteless as hell)
Added Samus’s previous design for the reference.
This is particularly upsetting since, as Dingo pointed out in a recent submission:
This is disappointing as Metroid was one of the first highly successful games to star an original female lead in a way that was inconsequential to gameplay and completely lacking in gender signifiers.
Samus is ~ 6’3”, 200lbs of space bounty-hunter whoopass.
Samus needs high heels like a barracuda needs a unicycle.
In all honesty, I’m totally down with all of these criticisms but ZSS herself basically only exists as because she’s a sexy marketing mechanism, this doesnt surprise me. Not only that, but I’m TOTALLY down for kicking someone in the face with those heels.
Wait, so we’re supposed to believe that she wears heels…while she’s inside an armor…that has no heels? How?
See, my guess there is because of the same laws of the universe that dictate that her skin-tight suit and excessive jiggling are requirements. Same laws of the universe that dictate that women shouldn’t wear realistic armor, only ones that make them look pretty on the battlefield!
Did I say laws of the universe? I meant iron fist of misogynistic gamerbros. But I’m gonna be taking advantage of those heels, T R U S T M E
I had assumed they were supposed to function like the long fall boots from portal… guess i was wrong
Even if they were supposed to work that way (which is highly unlikely, I’ve read they’re some kind of rocket boots), their design does not convey that in the slightest.
Notice how actual long fall boots and advanced knee replacements from Portal are designed to resemble running prosthesis and bouncing stilts
Valve does their research.
Nintento just slaps butt-ugly 4-inch heels on a female character only because they can.
If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.
I shit you not.
yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing
this disgusts the core of my being.
#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one.
SCIENCE BROS 5EVA!
Freaken love science bros ;u;